So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
