He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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