How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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