do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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