why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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