So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
