Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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