I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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