he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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