i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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