You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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