GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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