just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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