I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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