I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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