you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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