Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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