No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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