It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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