He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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