I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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