we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i barfeds in our rink
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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