so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
and she was petting her beer can
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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