Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
