This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nicole vs. Life
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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