i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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