Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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