sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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