can we get nightvision for the apartment?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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