Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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