So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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