She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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