How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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