No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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