There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
