I think scott just propositioned me for sex
They should really pass out barf bags in church
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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