he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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