do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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