he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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