I smell stomach acid.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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