honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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