Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
