I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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