will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
