i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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