Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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