Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Randomize
