at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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