operation have a gay friend backfired
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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