i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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